A Letter to Amazon

Dear Mr. Bezos, I was very excited to receive your Email request this morning, asking for my help in your battle against Hachette. Not since Carrie White got invited to the prom has a girl been more pleasantly shocked to be included. And you’re right; those big publisher types are just fuckers. I was aContinue reading “A Letter to Amazon”

A Blasphemous Conversation

In which lesser vampire authors Lucy Blue and Alexandra Christian bemoan the fate of their idol. LUCY:  How much do we hate Anne Rice’s new UK cover?!!??!  LEX:  WTF is wrong with them??!!! It looks like a cheap romance novel.  And I say that as an author of cheap romance novels… LUCY:  My cover forContinue reading “A Blasphemous Conversation”

AHS: Asylum – Thanks, but no thanks

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR THE VERY FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON TWO. Last year, I was an avid, obsessive, totally addicted viewer of FX Network’s erotic horror series, American Horror Story.  Even when I hated it, I loved it.  So this year, even though I’ve been booked solid with writing commitments and family commitments and day jobContinue reading “AHS: Asylum – Thanks, but no thanks”